【媳婦之路】螞蟻水族箱

PChome個人新聞台 【媳婦之路】螞蟻水族箱: "這個玩意兒是美國太空總署研發、在意大利製造販賣的產品。據說在東南亞只有台灣代理，或許可以稱之為生物科技玩具公司。我買的這組稱之為「ANTQUARIUM」，可以藉由螞蟻在可食性（應該是指螞蟻）凝膠中的活動，觀察螞蟻的生態。該款凝膠並且號稱經過太空梭試驗，不會因升空所造成的重力而對凝膠產生擠壓變形的影響。嗯，誰沒事會將這個容器放在火箭上衝向太空呢？我比較擔心的是螞蟻會不會變形～

這家公司還有其他產品，其中一款「Ecosystems」也是我的最愛，台灣目前進的就是這兩款。她的網站：http://www.beachworld.it/index.php?id=93

☆心得一

使用說明上說道，「當有螞蟻死掉，就會有負責清理孔道的螞蟻和負責挖掘的螞蟻，各司其職完成工作。」我的確在學校大榕樹下抓了六隻螞蟻放進去，不過我不覺得我能分辨出哪一隻是負責挖洞，或是哪一隻負責守洞口的螞蟻耶。總之觀察了一個上午的結果是，它們不擅長挖掘。（更不用說清理孔道了...）

☆心得二

「本公司備有'Turbo'型螞蟻，專為本產品所用，可免費來函（編按：意大利）索取。」我...我還真有點想要這種螞蟻說，渦輪增壓耶，太屌了。相較於'Turbo'型螞蟻，本校的'榕樹下型'螞蟻就顯得毫無戰力。整個上午，我就看著它們可憐兮兮地，貼在凝膠以外的壁面上，聚在一起，共商逃亡大計。它們對於這片美味的「可食性凝膠大地」深感恐懼，毫無所知，只知道一個勁兒地往上面的孔隙鑽，對我費心戳出來的四個小洞完全不屑一顧。他們待在凝膠洞裡唯一的理由就是不小心跌了進去。我本來還突發奇想，「那我把容器倒著放，螞蟻就會一個勁兒地往上鑽囉？」顯然人類是愚笨的，不一會兒，這六隻螞蟻輕輕鬆鬆地躺在本來是天花板的塑膠蓋上乘涼，動也不動，氣死我也。

☆心得三
我剛剛不小心斬首了一隻靠在蓋口附近的螞蟻，嗚嗚。

☆心得四
如果這其中的任何一隻螞蟻最後得以倖存，我就可以考慮生個小孩來養養看～"

累...: 傳說中的火星文 Part.2

累...: 傳說中的火星文 Part.2: "我發瘋了...我真的寫了火星文版的首頁！神啊，請原諒我。

火星文真是博大精深，我初學乍練，仍然不懂火星文的精妙所在，變成了庸俗的台灣國語加許純美版...請精通火星文的大大指點火星文奧義，將火星文發揚光大。大家一起來寫火星文吧，鄉親啊，這就是愛台灣！

既然要發瘋就徹底一點...這是火星文翻譯器，適用於任何UTF-8語系的網頁，請慢慢使用。至於非UTF-8的網頁，就先放過他們吧"

看到這篇真是笑到沒力

之所以會連到這裡
是因geneboy有個連結叫做火星文翻譯器
一時好奇
就給騙到這裡了 XD

System: Cron and caching | drupal.org

System: Cron and caching | drupal.org: "There is a service called webcron. You can define the time when a page should be called.

So give them your url to your cron.php and it works...."

SPSS FAQ: How does SPSS compare with SAS and Stata?

SPSS FAQ: How does SPSS compare with SAS and Stata?: "Many people ask us about the differences between SAS, Stata and SPSS or which package is the best package. As you might imagine, each package has its own unique style and its own strengths and weaknesses. This page gives a quick overview of the style of each of the packages and the strengths and weaknesses of each, but this is by no means a comprehensive comparison of the packages. Sometimes people feel very passionately about the statistical packages they use; we hope most will agree that this is a factual and dispassionate comparison of these packages."

TechBlog

TechBlog: "從停車場走到餐廳 經過小攤販
牠賣ㄉ香蕉 顏色超特別的"

實在很不想講
不過實在忍不住

誰賣的香蕉?
狗嗎?

連篇誇張的白字 夾帶注音
實在讓人懷疑國文未來的生存空間

Qin Shi Huang Burial Grounds

Qin Shi Huang Burial Grounds: "This splendid necropolis apparently depicting the whole of China in miniature is centered under the 47-meter-high (154 ft) mound. Some survey indicates that the ceiling is studded with jewels depicting the sky, and mercury was pumped in mechanically to create images of flowing river. Trial digs have revealed high contents of mercury in the soil. However, the official entrance to the tomb has yet to be found. It is said that workers and supervisors involved in its design and construction were buried alive within the tomb. Some speculations say that the Emperor was so superstitious and fearful that he had the necropolis built as a decoy and was, in fact, buried somewhere else."

成功大學 生命科學系

成功大學 生命科學系: "本系畢業的同學不論是就業或繼續深造，出路都非常寬廣，例如："

是阿... 大概和學弟的地理系一樣
根本不知道該往哪去
....

Installing Extensions - wiki.mozilla.org

Installing Extensions - wiki.mozilla.org: "Manually Installing Extensions in Firefox from Mozilla Update

1. On the Extension's download page, click on the Install Now link.
2. A download dialog box will appear. Click Save to Disk and save the Extension's .xpi file to your local disk (usually your Desktop).
3. Once the download completes, find the Extension's .xpi file; from the Firefox File menu, select Open File..., and open the saved Extension's .xpi file.
4. A Software Installation dialog will appear. Select Install Now to start the installation.
5. The Extension Manager will appear, and the extension will be displayed. Restart Firefox to complete the installation. The Firefox Extension has now been installed.

Manually Installing Themes in Firefox from Mozilla Update

1. On the Theme's download page, click on the Install Now link.
2. A download dialog box will appear. Click Save to Disk and save the Theme's .jar file to your local disk (usually your Desktop).
3. Once the download completes, from the Firefox Tools menu, select Themes. Find the saved Theme's .jar file.
4. Drag and drop the Theme's .jar file to the Themes list. A Confirm dialog will appear. Select Okay to start the installation.
5. The Theme will be displayed in the Theme Manager.
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飛天's Minority Blog

飛天's Minority Blog: "http://www.google.com/search?q=cache:http://www.drywettex.com/minority/?u=1210"

天啊
好感動喔
我的minority啊.....